The Christopher Hawkins Website

Avast, me bucko! Ye be knowin' what today is, dontcha, lads? Of course ye be knowin', cause if ye don't, it's the plank for ye, and a trip to Davy Jones' Locker! And dead men tell no tales! Today be a day of villains, black sheep, and really bad eggs. It be a day of peg legs, and eye patches and parrots on yer shoulder. A day of pillage and plunder and buryin' treasure. And if that be too much of a commitment for ye, at least ye can do yer best to talk less like a lubber and more like a true sea dog! So, gather yer crew, set course for Tortuga, and hoist yer rum in honor of National Talk Like a Pirate Day! Drink up, me hearties, yo HO! Yarr!