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What I'm Reading

I try to read as much as I can. Here's what I'm working through at the moment.

I don't love this series as much as some do, but you really can't go wrong with zombies!

Continuing the Lankhmar series, one of the greatest works of fantasy ever written!

More Star Wars novels. Trying to get caught up.

Recent Tweets

Woo Hoo! Check out my new short story in the Night Terrors II anthology from @BloodBoundBooks: http://t.co/zVSekqWk — 1 week 9 hours ago
Got a bonus fork in the bag with my salad from Wendy's today! Oh yeah! Everything's coming up Hawkins! — 3 weeks 3 days ago
Some guy with a machete has been following me around all morning. Looks like I picked the wrong day to go to camp! — 3 weeks 3 days ago
Tee hee...Dixville Notch...<snicker!> — 3 weeks 6 days ago
Does anyone else think that Jonah Hill is a lot less funny now that they've started CGI-ing his head onto a thinner body? — 5 weeks 4 days ago
<Insert Team America reference here.> #KimJongIl — 7 weeks 1 day ago
Great moments in assholery: http://t.co/OElHTcGw — 8 weeks 1 day ago
I can't get this song by Wild Flag out of my head. Anyone got an icepick? — 8 weeks 2 days ago
So, Blago's going to jail. I hope the prison barber knows what's coming. — 8 weeks 5 days ago
If you are puissant, don't use the word puissant. People will giggle, and you will cease being puissant. — 9 weeks 18 hours ago


	Woo Hoo! Check out my new short story in the Night Terrors II anthology from @BloodBoundBooks: http://t.co/zVSekqWk — 1 week 9 hours ago
	Got a bonus fork in the bag with my salad from Wendy's today! Oh yeah! Everything's coming up Hawkins! — 3 weeks 3 days ago
	Some guy with a machete has been following me around all morning. Looks like I picked the wrong day to go to camp! — 3 weeks 3 days ago
	Tee hee...Dixville Notch...<snicker!> — 3 weeks 6 days ago
	Does anyone else think that Jonah Hill is a lot less funny now that they've started CGI-ing his head onto a thinner body? — 5 weeks 4 days ago
	<Insert Team America reference here.> #KimJongIl — 7 weeks 1 day ago
	Great moments in assholery: http://t.co/OElHTcGw — 8 weeks 1 day ago
	I can't get this song by Wild Flag out of my head. Anyone got an icepick? — 8 weeks 2 days ago
	So, Blago's going to jail. I hope the prison barber knows what's coming. — 8 weeks 5 days ago
	If you are puissant, don't use the word puissant. People will giggle, and you will cease being puissant. — 9 weeks 18 hours ago

Christopher Hawkins